I love funny shirts. I especially love having my kid wear funny shirts. There is usually only 1 problem though…the things are stupid expensive. Here is my list of the best and coolest tees I’ve found lately and their crazy pricing. Maybe I’m just tight with money, but I rarely spend over $10.00 on a top for myself – much less $20 on a shirt my kid will outgrow in 5 minutes.
PS – before we get to the list, I want everyone to know I’m not dead. I’ve been experimenting with a new type of site so my priorities have been elsewhere. No need to panic. I won’t abandon you.
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Hissssss-ssssssss-ssssssss. Kaboom!
Nothing’s worse than spending hours working on a project just to have some jerk come in at the last minute and mess it all up, whether it’s a bully, a thesis adviser, or your boss. Now it’s your turn to be that bad guy. Embrace your inner Creeper!
Retro-graphics. Simplistic gameplay. Minecraft takes gaming back to basics. Punching trees and rocks or digging tunnels, you slowly gather an arsenal of weapons and tools to fend off the spiders, skeletons, zombies, and exploding Creepers that are a constant threat. The exploding Creeper is our nemesis. We know you feel our pain.
Sometimes it’s fun to be the bad guy, though. Taking those dreams and shattering them.
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Kids are born with this ability and drive. They take things apart to figure out how they work. They immediately stick fingers in any holes they can reach to see what happens. They feed the DVD player oatmeal in case it’s hungry. Somewhere along the way, some folks grow out of this habit (good news for the DVD player). And then there’s the rest of us.
If you’re growing your own little tinkerers, techies, builders, hackers, fabricators, decontructionists, DIY enthusiasts, makers, bakers, or even candlestick makers, you need this shirt for them. Cause you know from personal experience that they can void warranties with the best of them.
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I think the reason some older people rely on kids to teach them computers is that kids have 0 fear. Kids don’t have that constant “I might do something wrong” dialog in their heads. Because they grew up with computers. Computers are fun. How it should be.
There is nothing more frustrating on this earth than constantly being asked to help other people with their petty computer problems. Especially when they’re older and theoretically more world-wise and should know how to do it on their own! It’s like they think that because you’re closer to the cables and your hands fit into small nooks you somehow automatically become their personal computer assistant. Because, clearly, you have Nothing Better To Do.
Well, no more. This shirt should fend off your parents, your friends’ parents, your parents’ friends, and basically any combination thereof. It says that you are capable of fixing their computers. It’s just that you won’t. The same way they can drive you to the movies every time you want to go, but won’t. A little turnabout is fair-play, we think.
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The Dark Side gets all the cool toys. You come to the Dark Side, we can guarantee you a cape. You wanna use your powers to get into the movie theater for free? Cool with us. We provide excellent theme music for sitting in time-out in the corner. Use the Force to topple someone else’s stack of blocks or destroy their science fair projects. We won’t tell. Plus, we offer the ultimate prize — cookies! Bet you didn’t know the Sith Lords were a veritable cadre of Iron Chefs in the kitchen. By harnessing the power of the Dark Side, they’ve made these cookies well-nigh irresistible. Can’t you almost smell the scent of fresh-baked cookies, wafting through the airlock….
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There’s only one gift that would make every little gamer baby’s dreams come true: pwnies. Pwnies are just like real ponies except with less mucking out stalls and more fragging of the enemy. What could be better than having your own pwnies to play with? You could braid their manes, feed them apples, equip them with rocket-propelled grenade launchers…. There’s no end to the fun you can have with your little pwnies.*
Two prancing controller-ponies with the phrase “OMG Pwnies!” printed in tan, grey, and red glitter on a black 50% cotton, 50% polyester t-shirt.
* No pwnies were harmed in the making of this shirt. However, the red glitter is genuine unicorn blood. Sorry about that.
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Geeks. For the most part, we aren’t the most coordinated group of individuals. Sure, in every ragtag crew of us hurtling through the universe, there’s one River Tam, but then there’s everyone else. And when two geeks love each other very much and create a new geek of their very own, that tiny geek tends to inherit some of Mom and Dad’s genetic propensity for coordination or lack thereof. Our advice: don’t let your geekling hold the fine china or carry your Optimus Maximus around the house as part of the parade. That’s just asking for trouble.
In fact, “to wemble” is a Fraggle verb meaning “to be indecisive”.
So I decided to go to the Wal-Mart vision center this time for my eye exam to get new glasses. The last place I went was a small privately owned eye place and they charged me close to $400.00 for everything. It wasn’t that great. PS – that’s with insurance.
I meet the Dr. – however I have a hard time calling them Doctors. I mean, it’s not like they’re in an ER sucking the blood and guts out of some car crash victim and patching them up. They just look at you and move the goggle thing around. I could probably do that with a user’s manual.
Now – don’t get me wrong. I think the guy is a complete nut. Certifiable. But I love that he is owning it, and making BANK off idiots who give him money to watch him fall apart. It’s tragic, hysterical, and really, really tragic. I said that already? Oh, well it is. These MORONS paid $150 a ticket to see this insane show. Of course they got their money’s worth. It was garbage! What do you people expect from him? He’s not Daniel Tosh, and he’s not Tucker Max. He’s not even remotely entertaining when he’s sober.